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Wally World
The Great Satan
(not to be confused with the USSSA; United Soviet Socialist States of Amerika)
Corporate giant Wal-Mart is now merged with Costco, Winco, Shopco, Target, Sam's Club, Smith & Edwards, K-Mart, Steinmart, and IKEA.
Accessing Alliance Cortex database for retrieval of entity record for one: "Wal-Mart"
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Current Investment Projects Portfolio
(tens of thousands of small businesses and farms; contracts for long-term bulk-orders of most of the foods, beverages, and other products retailed through the stores of this corporation)
Quotable Quotes:
"Always low wages. Always."
總是低工資。總是
"Welcome to Wal-Mart. I love you."
歡迎沃爾瑪。我愛你
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Entity Name: Wal-Mart
Establishment Year: 1962
Headquarters: Londinium
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Processed Foodstuffs
Textiles
Merchandise
ElectronicsInfinity Plastic Crap
Hannah Montana anal beads, gas mask bongs, and emo-kid razor blades
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Affiliation: None
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(planetary and regional offices on nearly all human-colonized worlds)
---[Properties]---
(hundreds of thousands of warehouse-sized stores/outlets, plus others)
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N/A
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