Mansion Dojo News: This is where the Governor now practices all his martial arts.
Mansion Dojo
Mansion Dojo
The Gist:
The Gist:
One of the largest martial arts studios on the planet, this 100x150x100' room comes complete with balancing posts, balconies, swinging chandeliers, climbing ropes, target dummies, boxing rings, smoke bomb practice areas, and every martial arts weapon that ever existed (including the specialized blades of Sayoc Kali, as well as the Shaolin Spades), all stored neatly in the gun safes and cable-locked display-racks along its perimeter walls. Stacks of boards, bricks, cinder blocks, and even giant gemstones adorn the central areas, giving practitioners opportunities to level-up from breaking plywood... all the way to punching down through pure diamond. Olympic rings and hanging hoops give the martial artists here targets to swing from, dive and spin through. There are also punching bags filled with pebbles and broken glass; for the tougher disciplines and styles, such as Jeet Kune Do, and gis are never used (except in styles such as Judo); Inisfreean girls spar nude; no padding, no mouth-guards, 'no nothing'. There are even a few Meteor Hammers -which you will see the short, nude, alarmingly sexy Inisfreean girls practicing with; racing around the whole dojo, backflipping off balconies while they use them to strike targets as small as baseballs with them, shattering water-filled pots and sending projectiles thrown at them careening back toward their enemies. Acupressure and acupuncture points are also utilized here; the art called Dim Mak. Even a weaponized version of Tai Chi is made incredible use of; a way of channeling the aura and life-force of one's own body outward to send opponents flying backward and hurting their own bodies by tricking them into sequences of reflexive, involuntary twitching and flinching. After all, one must remember, only Master Females (Inisfreean girls who have graduated all 20 grades of the Inisfreean school system, including the most advanced special warfare training known across the Verse) are ever allowed in this house; the Governor's Mansion, and so it is that only Inisfreean Secret Service ladies ever practice and compete in this innermost and most exclusive and restricted of Inisfreean dojos. This is a dojo where even the Grand Masters of Ninjutsu, Krav Maga, and Systema may be humbled.
Quotes:
It is said that "the greatest fighting style in the world is your own;" that by studying all styles you encounter, and discovering which combinations of moves from multiple styles fit your body and mind the best, you are doing the best possible thing one can do; you are inventing your own style; a 'remix', as it were. Inisfreeans learn martial arts styles from every noteworthy, martial-arts-practicing nation and people around the world -and beyond, such as from the Brazilians (Jiu Jitsu), Chinese (Kung Fu), Israelis (Krav Maga), Japanese (Aikido and Ninjutsu), Koreans (Hapkido; grappling), Spanish (Keysi; Batman's main style), Thai (Muay Thai; kickboxing), and Russians (Systema), not to mention the Gun Katas of Equilibrium, all of which are fluidly paired with the art of Le Parkour; 'free-running'.
It is also said that the only warriors in the world who do not fear Marines and SEALs are those of Israel (where Krav Maga was perfected by the Kidon Mossad) and Tibet (where Kung Fu was perfected by the Shaolin warrior-monks millennia before). Naturally, it is then these two latter groups who only the Inisfreeans do not fear, for it is their exceptional fighting styles -and more- which every Inisfreean masters and takes to her own new and genius levels.
When you take a girl who is engineered to be flawlessly beautiful and effortlessly distracting, and give her a living supercomputer for a brain, and spend 20 years straight teaching her everything the world (and the rest of Creation) has to offer, the result is that she and her classmates realize and refine techniques which are so clever that most humans are not even capable of imagining their beginnings, much less comprehending and executing them, much Much less anticipating or effectively defending against them. It is here in the Governor's Mansion dojo that these amazing and lightning-quick techniques are rehearsed on a daily basis by the Governor's Secret Service personnel when those remarkable ladies are not on duty patrolling his estate here or standing guard.
Unmatched:
Inisfreeans are not physically capable of being harmed, and so even a series of mortal blows to their most vulnerable spots would leave them only still standing there, emotionless and waiting for their next attack or instruction. An Inisfreean girl can, for example, catch a Meteor Hammer in her fist and crush it like a paper cup, or simply teleport out of its way -or IT out of Her way, causing it, perhaps, to come flying right back to strike the opponent who launched it at her. Therefore when they spar with Outlanders, they tone down their abilities to less than 1% of what they are capable of; anything more would easily cripple or even disintegrate any foe. Even if these girls didn't have such Kryptonian and god-like powers, their grand-level masteries of so many utterly lethal martial arts would leave them unchallenged on the most unforgiving of Outlander streets.
What all of the above boils down to is this: Inisfreean girls do not get sloppy or complacent due to their invincibility and superior abilities and skills; rather, they get used to fighting any number of adversaries without fatigue, dealing brilliant combinations of strikes without the possibility of having acupuncture points or energy meridians used against them, completely immune to chi attacks, and unswayed by even the proven masters and legends from across the Asian Outlands. They know how to play dumb and use weaker moves to appear less educated, tricking greater enemies into engaging them in futile combat. They know how to recognize martial arts styles by a handful of moves or stances. They can turn the momentum of any move back on and against itself. They can even fight fluidly through smoke, fire, flashfloods, flying debris, clusters of ninja stars, and hails of gunfire. Inisfreeans evolved far beyond the 'body-hardening' of MCMAP; they were designed, engineered, born, and raised to be impervious to all the things which would hurt or scare the Outlanders which they now regulate.
Their motivation is in inspiring worthy Outlanders to take up the impressive course through life which led their Creator to envision, invent, and manifest all they are today and have learned. Thus, they showcase their talents on military operations in the Outlands, such as the Rapture Campaign, demonstrating first-hand just how godlike one can become if they devote themselves to it and want it badly enough. Their motivation is not merely in crippling the ugly monsters that are their natural enemies, but in liberating the minds, hearts, spirits, and bodies of those they wish to see succeed just as much as they now have. From this motivation, they draw limitless energies, always studying, exploring, meditating, inventing, and testing prototypes. Inisfreeans are incapable of complacency; just one more way they are invincible. Bodies and minds alike, Inisfreeans cannot tire.
By the time any Inisfreean girl graduates from her school in Inisfree, she has practiced and perfected dozens of the finest martial arts from around the world... for longer than most 'lifers' spend earning full pensions from their companies; 20 years straight -as the bare minimum. And she's just getting started.
Quotes:
It is said that "the greatest fighting style in the world is your own;" that by studying all styles you encounter, and discovering which combinations of moves from multiple styles fit your body and mind the best, you are doing the best possible thing one can do; you are inventing your own style; a 'remix', as it were. Inisfreeans learn martial arts styles from every noteworthy, martial-arts-practicing nation and people around the world -and beyond, such as from the Brazilians (Jiu Jitsu), Chinese (Kung Fu), Israelis (Krav Maga), Japanese (Aikido and Ninjutsu), Koreans (Hapkido; grappling), Spanish (Keysi; Batman's main style), Thai (Muay Thai; kickboxing), and Russians (Systema), not to mention the Gun Katas of Equilibrium, all of which are fluidly paired with the art of Le Parkour; 'free-running'.
It is also said that the only warriors in the world who do not fear Marines and SEALs are those of Israel (where Krav Maga was perfected by the Kidon Mossad) and Tibet (where Kung Fu was perfected by the Shaolin warrior-monks millennia before). Naturally, it is then these two latter groups who only the Inisfreeans do not fear, for it is their exceptional fighting styles -and more- which every Inisfreean masters and takes to her own new and genius levels.
When you take a girl who is engineered to be flawlessly beautiful and effortlessly distracting, and give her a living supercomputer for a brain, and spend 20 years straight teaching her everything the world (and the rest of Creation) has to offer, the result is that she and her classmates realize and refine techniques which are so clever that most humans are not even capable of imagining their beginnings, much less comprehending and executing them, much Much less anticipating or effectively defending against them. It is here in the Governor's Mansion dojo that these amazing and lightning-quick techniques are rehearsed on a daily basis by the Governor's Secret Service personnel when those remarkable ladies are not on duty patrolling his estate here or standing guard.
Unmatched:
Inisfreeans are not physically capable of being harmed, and so even a series of mortal blows to their most vulnerable spots would leave them only still standing there, emotionless and waiting for their next attack or instruction. An Inisfreean girl can, for example, catch a Meteor Hammer in her fist and crush it like a paper cup, or simply teleport out of its way -or IT out of Her way, causing it, perhaps, to come flying right back to strike the opponent who launched it at her. Therefore when they spar with Outlanders, they tone down their abilities to less than 1% of what they are capable of; anything more would easily cripple or even disintegrate any foe. Even if these girls didn't have such Kryptonian and god-like powers, their grand-level masteries of so many utterly lethal martial arts would leave them unchallenged on the most unforgiving of Outlander streets.
What all of the above boils down to is this: Inisfreean girls do not get sloppy or complacent due to their invincibility and superior abilities and skills; rather, they get used to fighting any number of adversaries without fatigue, dealing brilliant combinations of strikes without the possibility of having acupuncture points or energy meridians used against them, completely immune to chi attacks, and unswayed by even the proven masters and legends from across the Asian Outlands. They know how to play dumb and use weaker moves to appear less educated, tricking greater enemies into engaging them in futile combat. They know how to recognize martial arts styles by a handful of moves or stances. They can turn the momentum of any move back on and against itself. They can even fight fluidly through smoke, fire, flashfloods, flying debris, clusters of ninja stars, and hails of gunfire. Inisfreeans evolved far beyond the 'body-hardening' of MCMAP; they were designed, engineered, born, and raised to be impervious to all the things which would hurt or scare the Outlanders which they now regulate.
Their motivation is in inspiring worthy Outlanders to take up the impressive course through life which led their Creator to envision, invent, and manifest all they are today and have learned. Thus, they showcase their talents on military operations in the Outlands, such as the Rapture Campaign, demonstrating first-hand just how godlike one can become if they devote themselves to it and want it badly enough. Their motivation is not merely in crippling the ugly monsters that are their natural enemies, but in liberating the minds, hearts, spirits, and bodies of those they wish to see succeed just as much as they now have. From this motivation, they draw limitless energies, always studying, exploring, meditating, inventing, and testing prototypes. Inisfreeans are incapable of complacency; just one more way they are invincible. Bodies and minds alike, Inisfreeans cannot tire.
By the time any Inisfreean girl graduates from her school in Inisfree, she has practiced and perfected dozens of the finest martial arts from around the world... for longer than most 'lifers' spend earning full pensions from their companies; 20 years straight -as the bare minimum. And she's just getting started.
Trivia:
How many fighting styles does Bruce Wayne know? All of them.
How many fighting styles does Bruce Wayne know? All of them.
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F.Y.I.:
Why do Inisfreeans practice martial arts and stand guard when they and their entire city are invincible?
Why do Inisfreeans practice martial arts and stand guard when they and their entire city are invincible?
- Their Creator enjoys how sexy they are in doing so.
- It is part of the Inisfreean Way to persuade offenders by this method to cease in their offensive actions.