Mansion Master Bed & Bath News: The 2nd largest bed ever made on Earth is now the centerpiece of this hangar-sized bedroom.
Mansion Master Bed & Bath
Mansion Master Bed & Bath
How Does He Sleep?
Though sometimes sleeping with just one or two of his engineered clones, the Governor of Inisfree is usually found retiring for the evenings and nights in this expansive suite; uppermost bedroom of his towering, mountain slope-side mansion stronghold, with literally hundreds of flawless girls at the same time, engaging in the largest orgies in the history of mankind -as a standard pre-bedtime routine.
Where Do We Sit?
There is scarcely any furniture in the master bed-&-bathroom, as this wing of the mansion comes with a walk-in wardrobe, a jacuzzi affixed at the base of the emperor-sized curtain-canopy bed, and another jacuzzi canopy pool encircled by well-spaced Corinthian pillars and further encircled by water-massage cleansing tables. Genuinely loving Companions (the Inisfreean kind) model the attire considered for adornment every morning and evening, negating the need for coat hangers or display shelves. These handmaidens, doubling as concubines and tripling as Secret Service, readily come together with one another to form living thrones and serving platters, and since this room can hold hundreds of them, there is no need for much of anything wooden and carved.The Inisfreean Mottos:
"No one should have to bathe, dress, or feed his- or herself." and "No one should have to bathe, shower, swim, or sleep alone."
Inisfreeans take these sayings seriously -so much so that they are literally part of the Inisfreean religion, and this room is the shining example of how wholeheartedly they live up to that belief of theirs which they so lovingly preach.
Note
The bathroom and closet of this master bedroom are each almost as big as one of this mansion's gigantic guest suites. The Governor's bed in this bedroom is more than half the square footage of one of those guest suites. To be exact, his bed in this room is 80'x50'; 4,000 square feet.
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