Parade of Nations News:  Originally a parade of all Inisfreean units competing against each other, this major event now includes thousands of Outlanders.
Parade of Nations
Parade of Nations

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"I am getting a lump in my throat and my eyes are beginning to water as I think of and write this."
  ​- Inisfree's Governor, Lord Auzdein von Himmler

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The 'Parade of Nations' is one of the most timeless and important ceremonies and rites of passage ever conceived, as it brings all peoples from all walks of life together in the spirit of fun, harmony, and politely showing off the full spectrum of masteries. Leading up to this event here in Inisfree is a week-long migration of athletic teams flying and teleporting in from every realm of the Universe, arriving at Inisfree's Civilian Aerospaceport, and being chauffeured in luxury tour buses along the Glowing Art Highway to their assigned guest homes in the many themed neighborhoods of the city. Spectators and remote-viewers of this always-historic event will see athletic teams of not only elite humans, but also of Angels, Asari, Aspara, Demi-deities, Demons (Angels), Drow, Elementals, Elves (and Eldar; Space-faring elves), Fay (Fairies), Inisfreeans, Kryptonians, Naga, Nymphs (and Dryads), Pleiadians (Nordic, like the Asgardians; Aesir and Vanir), Vampires, Werewolves, and X-Men (humans with 'mutant powers', this category including those with magical abilities, such as wizards).

As the Titanic trumpets held by the three half-mile-tall Harmonics Mechs beautifully play John Williams 'Summon the Heroes' for all in Inisfree to hear, accompanied by a squad of Inisfreean BattleMechs (50-stories-tall female supermodel versions of the Iron Man power-armor suit; less than 1/5 the height of the Harmonics Mechs) manning house-sized timpani drums as their percussion instruments, the Olympians --from more than a thousand nations spread out across the Universe-- parade in formation with the flags, pennants, banners, streamers, and standards of their people and homelands. Since the only people allowed into Inisfree are those who keep themselves fit and presentable, every one of these millions of participating athletes are nude with the brief exceptions of cheekbone paint, ribbons in their hair, and the various flags they carry, held high. A mile in the distance, towering over the left flank of the Earthships neighborhood's rounded rooftops, Inisfree's school building stands just as nude and proud; the naked and much taller version of the Statue of Liberty, complete with her right arm holding the symbolic 'torch of knowledge' high in the sky, alighting the tops of her crown's many 'liberty spikes'. This is the Parade of Nations, every four years being hosted here in Inisfree, capital of the whole Universe, and it symbolizes the ongoing commitment of all of these nations, most of which are vast interstellar federations, to cooperate in peace, love, and good sportsmanship as they learn and grow together as one Universal collective of peoples, distinguished by some of their anatomies and customs, but mutually understanding of and embracing them all.

Televising this great and epic event across the I.N.N. (the private communications network of the Inisfreean people) and F.O.B.Net (the private network available via computer wide-screens and iScrolls to anyone visiting Inisfree) is WMKM Studios, and the way they televise the event is through the sensory perception organs of a hundred or so select Inisfreean personnel actively employed by that studio at the time of each Inisfreean Olympic Games. Instead of just having audio and video, as is the case with most Outlander broadcasting and internet browsing, any guests of Inisfree tuning in to this event (and any event televised by the Inisfreeans) will enjoy the broadcasting of all five senses rather than just two; all viewers will be able to not only see and hear, literally through the eyes of the Inisfreean spectators on the ground in the stands and with the athletes, but also feel, smell, and taste what those spectators are, as well! When the passing formations of walking athletes from across the Universe near the Inisfreean broadcasting their perception, viewers will be able to feel the high-fives, hugs, and kisses they receive and trade, smell the wildflowers breeze of Inisfree, and taste those kisses, too!

*Just as with volume and Gamma (brightness) controls on Outlander televisions, Inisfreean television equivalents have dials and other controls which can not only mute volume and reduce glare, but also do the equivalent of muting one or any combination of the rest of those broadcast senses; viewers can turn off the feelings, smells, or tastes for any amount of time if they prefer.

Encircling the Welcoming Square during the walking formations of all these visiting athletes, millions of Inisfreean girls clap, cheer, blow kisses, present signature gourmet foods Nyotaimori style (using living platters; Inisfreean girls as the buffet trays to display many of the foods), and offer the healthiest and tastiest of drinks of every color and kind from melon-sized goblets and chalices shaped from single giant gemstones they hold in both hands and kiss the sides of before handing them off to any requesting athletes. These are their cheerleaders --with a Gorean kajirae spin!

Inisfreean military women; the Master Females serving on active duty as ace fighterjocks, disable the silencing devices on their air-and-Spacecraft and roar overhead, buzzing the Welcoming Square and stirring up everyone walking on it, barrel rolling their Inisfreean fighterjets so that the people on the ground several stories below can see them, naked in their cockpits, smiling and waving to them all. As their fighterjets, like the Blue Angels or Thunderbirds of the Outlands, begin to perform aerobatics feats in the Inisfreean airspace above the Welcoming Square and all over that side of the great city, every time a national anthem begins to be played by the trumpet-wielding Harmonics Mechs, those fighterjets emit the smoke contrails matching the colors of that nation. At the same time, just two stories above the heads of the athletes and spectators, Inisfreean girls riding the hover-saddles called Owls launch confetti poppers of matching colors. And, yes, as each nation's formation of athletes passes by the front center of the Welcoming Square, (after "Summon the Heroes" has finished playing, of course) their nation's anthem is played, the millions of Inisfreeans singing perfectly right along to let the members of each visiting nation know that we care enough about them to memorize their most patriotic song, language, and ways.

After all the visiting athletes have completed their two laps (the first during "Summon the Heroes", and the second for the playing and singing of their national anthem until each nation's anthem has been played) in the formation of their nation, around the inside edge of the Welcoming Lot, they are ushered by the surrounding Inisfreean girls to the Performing Arts Center where they are given their final briefing for the evening and then ushered back outside to mingle with one another back on the Welcoming Square until nighttime when those same, luxury tour buses will be lining up to shuttle them back to their assigned homes for the duration of these Inisfreean Olympic Games. (They are called Inisfreean Olympic Games because they are always hosted in Inisfree. It is not just Inisfreeans who compete in these games.) During the mingling portion of this evening, and during all free-time thereafter, all of the Inisfreean girls will remain eagerly available for sexual usage, hurrying over to whomever might summon them just as readily and dutifully as any concierge, valet, maid, or butler would for Their duties.

The following day, the first scheduled teams and individuals will begin their warm-up routines, performances, and competitions, and the WMKM Studios personnel, also all Inisfreean girls, will televise and commentate the whole of every event directly from their own minds, the coverage, clips, replays, and different channels kept in perfect order by the city's main computer, the Grid Mind. The Parade of Nations for each Inisfreean Olympic Games will remain available for replay at any time via Inisfree's private intranet, the F.O.B.Net, its recording forever stored in the databanks of the Grid Mind.

As with the Outlands Olympic Games, once an individual or team has no further events to participate in, no additional events to watch in person, and/or is ready and scheduled to depart Inisfree en route back to their home realm elsewhere in the Universe, again they are chauffeured most luxuriously back along the city's Glowing Art Highway to the Civilian Aerospaceport --where still more Inisfreean attendants wait on them hand and foot, even to make passionate love to them one last time before they go; on the canopy beds that line the waiting rooms at each terminal gate of this ultra-modern transportation facility. Recordings of the Inisfreean Olympic Games are then permitted outside of Inisfree by all those who are not residents of any world dominated by a civilization and society incompatible with the Inisfreean Way, such as Earth. These recordings must be made by the Outlander participants or their support personnel, as everything recorded by Inisfree and the Inisfreeans is kept classified and compartmentalized within the city, accessible remotely only by Inisfreean forces in its fleets and armadas as needed.

Every four years these games uniting all the peaceful and loving nations across the Universe begin with this stirring Parade of Nations. Will you be there on the hallowed ground in Inisfree to witness the next? Come join us for the next Inisfreean Olympic Games.


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The Parade of Nations is one of the biggest and most beloved parts of the opening ceremonies of every Inisfreean Olympic Games.
 

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Nations and Worlds Represented

Approved:
All peoples from all realms which accept (though not necessarily adopt) the Inisfreean Way and coexist agreeably with the Inisfreeans when in the Inisfreean realm (namely, Inisfree) may participate in Inisfree's Olympic Games.

Order:
The Parade of Nations is arranged alphabetically based on the name of the nation or planet being represented. That is the order that the formations of athletes walk their laps around the Welcoming Lot in. In the following lists, the nations and other realms represented in this event may be listed either alphabetically or in the order they are arranged outward from their parent system, such as Venus before Earth.

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Angels

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Sun
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
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Th.

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Asari

Planets:
Agessia
Asteria
Chalkhos
Cyone
Hyetiana
Illium
Kurinth
Lesuss
Lusia
Lymetis
Nevos
Niacal
Phoros
Sanves
Selvos
Terapso
Teukria
Tevura
Trategos
Zesmeni
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Th.

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Aspara

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Earth

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Th.

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Demi-deities

Realms:
Asgard
Earth
Nibiru​​

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Th.

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Demons (Angels)

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Sun
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
(Asteron was destroyed, becoming the Inner Asteroid Belt)​​​​​

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Th.

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Drow

Planets:
Earth

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Th.

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Elementals

Worlds:
Sun
Mercury
Venus
Earth​​​

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Th.

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Elves (including Eldar)

Major Craftworlds:
Alaitoc
Biel-tan
Iyanden
Saim-Hann
Ulthwé
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Other Craftworlds:
An-Iolsus
Altansar
Arach-Qin
Aringhe
The Black Library
Ctho
Dorhai (avoids contact with all other Craftworlds, believing themselves to be the only pure survivors of the Fall)
Il'sariadh
Il-Kaithe
Iybraesil
Kaelor
Lugganath
Meros
Miel Carn
Mymeara
Nacretineï
Stel-Uit
Telennar
Tir-Val
Varantha
Yme-Loc
Zahr-Tann
Zandros
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Fay

Planets:
Earth
  • Ireland
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Th.

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Inisfreeans

Cities:
Inisfree (just the city, as all Inisfreeans of all Inisfreean worlds in Star-system Auzdein are athletically and even atomically identical to one another)

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Th.

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Kryptonians

Planets:
New Krypton

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Th.

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Naga

Planets:
Earth
  • Nation:  India
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Th.

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Nymphs (including Dryads)

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Earth

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Th.

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Pleiadians (Nordic)

Star-systems:
Taygeta
  • Planet: Erra
Maya
Coela
Atlas
Merope
Electra
Alcoyne
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Th.

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Vampires

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Earth
(all 196 nations have Vampires representing them)
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Th.

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Werewolves

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Earth
​(all European and formerly Soviet nations have Werewolves representing them, as do most of the United States)
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Th.

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X-Men (Mutants)

Planets:
Mercury
Venus
Earth
  • Moon: Luna
  • Nation: Genosha
Mars
  • Deimos
  • Phobos
Jupiter
  • Adrastea
  • Aitne
  • Amalthea
  • Ananke
  • Aoede
  • Arche
  • Autonoe
  • Callisto
  • Carme
  • Callirrhoe
  • Carpo
  • Chaldene
  • Cyllene
  • Elara
  • Erinome
  • Euanthe
  • Eukelade
  • Euporie
  • Europa
  • Eurydome
  • Ganymede
  • Harpalyke
  • Hegemone
  • Helike
  • Hermippe
  • Himalia
  • Io
  • Iocaste
  • Isonone
  • Kale
  • Kallichore
  • Kalyke
  • Kore
  • Leda
  • Lysithea
  • Magaclite
  • Metis
  • Mneme
  • Orthosie
  • Pasiphae
  • Pasithee
  • Praxidike
  • Sinope
  • Sponde
  • Taygete
  • Thebe
  • Thelxinoe
  • Themisto
  • Thyone
Saturn
  • Aegir
  • Albiorix
  • Anthe
  • Atlas
  • Bebhionn
  • Bergelmir
  • Bestla
  • Calypso
  • Daphnis
  • Dione
  • Enceladus
  • Epimetheus
  • Erriapo
  • Farbauti
  • Fenrir
  • Fornjot
  • Greip
  • Hati
  • Helene
  • Hyperion
  • Hyrokkin
  • Iapetus
  • Ijiraq
  • Janus
  • Jarnsaxa
  • Kari
  • Kiviuq
  • Loge
  • Methone
  • Mimas
  • Mundilfari
  • Narvi
  • Paaliaq
  • Pallene
  • Pan
  • Pandora
  • Phoebe
  • Polydeuces
  • Prometheus
  • Rhea
  • Siarnaq
  • Skathi
  • Skoll
  • Surtur
  • Suttungr
  • Tarqeq
  • Tarvos
  • Telesto
  • Tethys
  • Thrymr
  • Titan
  • Ymir
Uranus
  • Ariel
  • Belinda
  • Bianca
  • Caliban
  • Cordelia
  • Cressida
  • Cupid
  • Desdemona
  • Ferdinand
  • Francisco
  • Juliet
  • Mab
  • Margaret
  • Miranda
  • Oberon
  • Ophelia
  • Perdita
  • Portia
  • Prospero
  • Puck
  • Rosalind
  • Setebos
  • Stephano
  • Sycorax
  • Titania
  • Trinculo
  • Umbriel
Neptune
  • Despina
  • Galatea
  • Halimede
  • Larissa
  • Laomedeia
  • Naiad
  • Nereid
  • Neso
  • Proteus
  • Psamathe
  • Sao
  • Thalassa
  • Triton
Pluto (Charon was melted to test the Mass Relay contained within it)
  • Hydra
  • Kerberos
  • Nix
  • Styx
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Kuiper Belt Objects (KBOs; a subset of Trans-Neptunian Objects (TNOs); beyond Neptune):
Altjira
Borasisi
  • Pabu
Chaos
Deucalion
Haumea
  • Hi'iaka
  • Namaka
Huya
Ixion
Logos
  • Zoe
Makemake
Manwë
  • Thorondor
Orcus
  • Vanth
Quaoar
  • Weywot
Rhadamanthus
Salacia
  • Actaea
Sedna
Sila-Nunam
Teharonhiawako
  • Sawiskera
Varda
  • Ilmarë
Varuna


Scattered Disc Objects (SDOs, more distant than KBOs):
Eris
  • Dysnomia
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Transient Objects (a subset of TNOs, more distant than SDOs):
​​​Typhon
  • Echidna
Ceto
  • Phorcys
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Eclectic Essence

Note:
Inisfree combines the Olympics, X Games, and Highland Games; all of the sports played at the Olympics, all of the innovation events which are part of the X Games, and all of the Scottish competitions such as telephone-pole flipping, etc..

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